Brain Break

Brain Break!

“We’ve reviewed a lot of information. Let’s take a short brain break before moving on to the next standard operating procedures.”

Dad Jokes!

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

What does a baby computer call his father?

Data.

Air used to be free at the gas station. Now it’s $1.50. Do you know why?

Inflation.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

Why do melons have weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

Source: https://www.countryliving.com/life/a27452412/best-dad-jokes/